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Babe OlympicsBabe Olympics
RALPH babes confess they'd be world-class athletes if sex was included at the Olympics. Are you listening, IOC?

T timeIn the mag
Top bloke Mr. T pities fools, loves his mum and knows his ABCs - Always Be Cool.

Spa-ing partnersBabes behaving badly
RALPH discovers that it's bubbles or nothing when you put three hotties half-naked in a tub.

Best Stoner Movie Face-OffBest Stoner Movie Face-Off
If you thought Dude, Where's My Car? was the best-ever stoner movie, you're in for a big challenge. Now it's time to put your feet up, roll a fat one, order a pizza and play RALPH's best stoner movie face-off. Yeah mon, it's good stuff, er a good game we mean.

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BrigitteIf the Big Brother house was full of babes like Brigitte, there is no way the show would have been cancelled.

Joke of the dayOne day there were two hunters out in the woods hunting. Their names were Bob and Jim. Jim accidentally shoots Bob. Panicking, Jim uses his mobile phone to call 000.

Kiss CaseyWe're not exactly sure who this chick is that they named beaut Hawthorn nightclub Caseys after, but judging by the amount of cuties showing off their curves when we turned up, she must be a hottie of the highest order.

Blokes penis stuck in park benchA Chinese bloke is lucky to still have his old fella still intact after he got it stuck in a metal park bench. Le Xing also suffered the embarrassment of TV crews filming the rescue operation.

TerriTerri is a student who uses naughty outfits to get her man hot.

Want to be in RALPH?Girls! And boyfriends of girls! Think you, or your girlfriend has what it takes to be in RALPH?

The Man DebateBoobs. Beer. Breasts. And bonking. It's time we found out what blokes really think about the important issues. Fill out this one-minute questionnaire and we'll let you know the results right here next month.

Win! ckin2u aftershave and In Bruges double movie passTen RALPH readers have the chance to win a bottle of ckin2u aftershave and a double pass to see In Bruges, starring Colin Farrell.