Famous redheads

Friday, October 23, 2009

Check out the big-name gingers that have set the world on fire.

Homme Boy
Queens of the Stone Age dude Josh Homme is well known for his firecracker temper onstage. Like the 2008 gig in Norway, when a dude hurled a bottle and Josh told him, “You f–king pussy motherf–ker! I will f–k you up. Come on up here.”

Happy End
Ron Howard used to play second fiddle to Henry Winkler’s Fonz in Happy Days.

These days, Ron’s a double Oscar winner, while Henry cameos in shit flicks.

Royal Blush
Prince Harry is a real fire starter. He was busted boozing and bonging when 17 and offended bulk people last year when he was photographed in a Nazi uniform.

Hair Apparent
Redheads have the least number of hairs on their head, with 90,000 compared to 120,000. They also have fewer pubes, but the fact they’re fluorescent makes up for it.

Big Mouthful
Earlier this year, ruddy bus driver Andreas Jankov changed his name to Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov, successfully claiming the longest name in Norway.

Art Attack
In 1888, arty Dutch bloke Vincent Van Gogh sliced off his left ear, wrapped it in newspaper and gave it to a hooker. Two years later, he shot himself in the chest.

Thin Red Line
You probably know David Caruso as the sunnies-flipping cop Horatio from CSI: Miami. In case you don’t, he’s the member of the CSI team that never tans.

One Nation Sensation

Pauline Hanson broke the heart of pervs Australia-wide when she revealed she wasn’t the topless ranga in raunchy pics that surfaced earlier this year.

Thorny Rose
It took Axl Rose 15 years and about $US13 million to make the latest Guns N’ Roses CD Chinese Democracy. Guess he was too busy getting pissed and biting European security guards on the leg – which he reportedly did in 2006.

Blow Your Wand
We’d have a beer with mop-topped Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint. Not just ’cos he looks stoned – we’d like him to put in a good word with co-star Emma Watson.

Hey Judas
Belief that redheads are untrustworthy stems back to Biblical dickhead Judas Iscariot. He sold out all-round good guy and illusionist Jesus for 30 bits of silver.

Weird Science
L. Ron Hubbard, the freaky bloke behind Scientology, had a temper to match his fiery hair. He once allegedly went ape shit ’cos one of his shirts reeked of soap.

Red Zone
Just north of Newcastle sits an idyllic suburb called Redhead. But the fact it’s located on the coast mean no redheads actually live there.

Acting Up
Nicole Kidman is the only Aussie ranga ever to win an Oscar (for The Hours). But her best