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Thursday, August 13, 2009

A 254kg American bloke smuggled a pistol into two jails by hiding it in his rolls of fat.

Arrested for selling counterfeit CDs, George Vera was searched four times for weapons – once at the crime scene, once at Houston city jail, once at Harris county jail and again on arrival.

The 25-year-old later approached a guard during a shower break and admitted having smuggled it in. Houston Police Officers Union president Gary Blankinship said the officer may not have arrested anyone this large before, as reported in The Houston Chronicle.

"We teach officers to lift up and look under. They can be so big, basically short of strip searching or searching cavities, they could miss something like this."

Vera was released on bail after being charged. We’re currently looking into reports that he had a dozen donuts stashed behind his knees at the time.

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